*chanting quietly* tree law tree law tree law tree law

a study i did because i realized idk how to draw environments at all LMAO

STOP SCROLLING THIS IS A PAINTING

ME1 is fucking hilarious

After multiple firefights (on the fucking citadel? The place that’s supposed to represent galactic peace & cooperation???) within the span of a few hours, Shepard returns to her CO with a krogan, turian & quarian and it literally goes like this

Shepard: Heyyy Anderson so this is Wrex— he murdered Fist. Solid guy. Figured it couldn’t hurt to have a shock trooper on the crew. This is Garrus, a detective who just quit his job to chase a fellow turian across the galaxy. He’s a good shot— don’t ask me how I know. And of course, this is Tali, she’s trying to prove to her people that she’s a big kid now! They’re coming with us :)

Anderson: The Normandy is yours. I have nothing left to teach you, child.

My favorite tag I found in the reblogs is 'found family speedrun' because it's fucking true and I love this game for it.

PLEASE💀

English added by me :)

the astarion sex god agenda is fully propaganda from Astarion, Himself. he's been eating bugs in a dungeon and hasn't felt a warm touch in 200 years. his badly constructed persona and hedonistic delight inspired by his newfound freedom does NOT fool me. I love him for who he is

people reblogging this saying astarion cries during sex. you're so right for that.

'can i copy your homework?'

'yeah just don't make it obvious'

DASHBOARD UNFUCKER V1.0

as 90% of desktop users have probably found out, today @staff released an update that for some insane reason COMPLETELY remodels the dashboard to replicate twitter's. this is of course in the wake of numerous other thoroughly hated changes and a continued refusal to fix any of the site's actual problems, half of which stem directly from site management.

HOWEVER, thanks to the power of jQuery, i was able to throw together a userscript that remodels the dashboard back to its original look almost perfectly.

here is my dashboard right now, with the script active:

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and here is the old dashboard in separate tab container that hasn't received the update:

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it's hardly perfect; i had trouble making it force reload to the fixed layout when switching between other pages and the dashboard, and it currently only fixes just the dashboard. it's also completely untested on browsers other than firefox, and chances are it looks a bit screwy on ultrawide monitors. but for now at least, it's a good fix.

the unfucker is a tampermonkey userscript. all you have to do to use it is install the tampermonkey extension, hit "create new script", and replace the default code on the page with the script (link here) and save it.

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… wait a minute.

I cannot put into words how much I Fucking Loathe the fact that when you search something on youtube now it will randomly intersperse blocks of "people also watched" and "for you" into the results. That's not what I searched for, youtube. I typed in a search query because I wanted to see search results, not random unrelated garbage you have placed in my way apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games and every time I see it I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down.

"I despise your wretched little games" perfectly conveys how I feel about the entire algorithm/attention economy

They also refuse to actually show the parameters you searched for. If you sort by “upload date,” the first few videos might be more recent ones by upload date, but anything past that you’ll find a video that was uploaded five years ago, then five months ago, then three years ago, etc, which—NO! That’s NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR!! PUT THEM IN ORDER!!!

Also sometimes the “people also watched” bullcrap will not only be entirely unrelated, it will also be videos with violent, sometimes outright triggering thumbnails. I’ve gotten some AWFUL unrelated video thumbnails just when searching for video game music videos.

If you use Firefox this extension is god send :D

literally this:

Consumed by Hatred

Continuing to experiment with this, trying out some renders in my 8in crt

hey @staff what the fresh fuck is this

wow i sure wonder 🤔🤔 what the new layouts supposed to look like 🤔🤔🤔🤔 its a mystery

Don’t forget y’all that there’s a much better way for us to let Tumblr know what we think about specific changes, rather than @ ing staff or wip, and it’s sending in a support ticket and choosing feedback!

Tumblr reverted some of the asinine app decisions they made after a concerted feedback effort! So make sure to use this form! It’s what it’s for, but it’s not well advertised!